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[deadtective]

INBOX text / audio / video / action "If you're hearing this message that means I'm ignoring you. But hey! Talk to the machine anyway. Maybe something exciting will happen."
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[h2no]

we've already had this conversation when you were looking for that dress and got me banned from that store and almost arrested
which still didn't change my mind
so suck it

[deadtective]

Make me.

[h2no]

absolutely not

[deadtective]

Then shut the fuck up about it, 'cause your point doesn't even exist.

[h2no]

nope i'll just continually tell you that you aren't as horrible as you think until you get sick of me and murder me

then i'll come back
and it will start again

[deadtective]

Or I could just sew your mouth shut.

[h2no]

god no i've had enough of your sewing for a while thanks

[deadtective]

Oh, come on. A little piano wire and it'll take a welder to get that shit out of you.

[h2no]

maybe practice on yourself first and i'll think about it

[deadtective]

Have you like, had your eyes shut every time you've looked at me, or..?

[h2no]

your mouth, specifically, is woefully unsown shut, is what i mean

[deadtective]

Yeah, that's just to spite everyone else.