ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[unbreaker]

no leave that at home who needs it

[deadtective]

I do. It is literally the only thing keeping my soul rooted to this chemical-infested husk.

[unbreaker]

i call bullshit

[deadtective]

You want to test that and explain the corpse floating in the ocean to your friends? You want to make it that kind of bonfire night? Because I will absolutely commit to the horror theme if I have to.

[unbreaker]

how about...no

i don't really think ken would b able to deal with that

[deadtective]

Ken needs to get it together, then. That's the only group prank I know now.

[unbreaker]

i think that means u need 2 get with it then and learn some new pranks

[deadtective]

Well excuse me, I haven't gone advertising for a jokester mentor just yet.

[unbreaker]

not excused!

[deadtective]

I'm excusing myself, I don't need your approval!!

[unbreaker]

w/e

so ur coming right? right. see u there!

[deadtective]

Sure, sure. You better not be late after hassling me like this!