ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[deadtective]

I don't think I really have a choice in the matter. You're kind of fucking garbage at keeping shit on lockdown without supervision, apparently.

[rockpun]

im a lot better at it than you give me credit for. and i could say a whole bunch of other stuff here but it would just make me sound way too edgy.

[deadtective]

Edge it up all you want; my superpowers keep me from feeling pretty much any of that shit.

[rockpun]

i dont mean edgy like knives, i mean edgy like a 13-year-old wearing outdated hot topic t-shirts. (not that theres anything wrong with that.) but like i keep saying, this is all for some other time, or whatever. maybe never! who knows. nobody should be spilling secrets until theyre ready.

[deadtective]

Wow, that sounds kind of familiar. I wonder where you heard it from? Probably someone who's smart as fuck.

[rockpun]

nah, just some trash queen. good talk, hazel. ttyl?

[deadtective]

Maybe. If you're lucky.

[yeah, definitely.]