ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[unbreaker]

The hell do you mean by that?

[deadtective]

You'll find out.

[unbreaker]

Either you're full of hot air...or I'm really not gonna like what you got planned.

[Shit.]

[deadtective]

Guess you'll have to wait and see, huh?

[SHE HOPES YOU CAN'T SLEEP FOR THE NOT KNOWING]

[unbreaker]

Yeah? YEAH?! Alright! But I'll be ready!! Doesn't matter what you got up your sleeve!

[That's going too far, robbing a man of his beauty rest. Especially when he can't even return the favor because you don't fucking sleep!]

[deadtective]

Go on and think that. The crushing failure will make everything even better.

[she's snickering with a hideously malevolent bent now. does this sound like a girl who cares??]

[unbreaker]

I'm...I'm hanging up now.

Oh! But don't forget...haunted house stuff! After my turtle kicks your owl's ass, we gotta plan how to scare the crap out of people.

[deadtective]

Don't worry about that, man. I'll just pull out my sketchbook, there's more than enough shit in there to work with.

[which is kind of sad since all those monster sketches are all from her actual life, but oh well! maybe she'll actually find a use for that huge painting she did of Nysrog after all.]