ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[rassera]

bull

you were on the couch in the open screaming at each other were your ears busted or something

[deadtective]

[gfjdgkld fUCK DID SOMEONE SEE THAT]

First of all, that's video gaming and not friendship. Second!! DON'T BREATHE DOWN PEOPLE'S NECKS LIKE THAT HOLY FUCK.

[rassera]

really too bad because i only give stuffed animal details to tetsuos friends


but since youre not

[deadtective]

This is some brutal extortion you're dealing here. He better still suck his goddamn thumb for all this.

[YES FINE THEY'RE FRIENDS DON'T TELL HIM and also don't make her actually explicitly say it.]

[rassera]

[He thought so~]

i wouldn't count on it but i saw him drag the cat in there once

and it made it out alive

[deadtective]

Oh noooo, he likes cats? Was it one of those super ugly beat-up ones, too?

[rassera]

nope but it has the same expression as tetsuo so i guess

what do they say


birds of a feather

[deadtective]

I bet it got lost in his hair and just fell asleep like that, too. Or maybe he let it help him write those stupid-angry network comments.

[rassera]

maybe it sleeps on his giant forehead

but hey as long as it keeps him away from the dogs

[deadtective]

I don't think they let animals nap on airplane landing strips, man.

What, does he fight them? Does the unconditional love throw him off too much?

[rassera]

he hates dogs

i cant even let mine in the same room as him its that bad

[deadtective]

That's really sad. It's like hating sunshine or happiness or







Alright, well, I guess in retrospect it's not really that surprising.