ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[deadtective]

Do you want me to roll you down into that drain? Because there are alligators in there.

[SHE'S BEING NICE JUST LINK FUCKING PINKIES WITH HER]

[unbreaker]

[!]

There are not!

[But he's pinkying with her so fucking fast!]

[deadtective]

Are too! It's Florida, you can't go six feet without tripping over one.

[yeah that's what she thought!! and look at her, being the best friend ever and even rocking their hands back and forth before letting go despite the fact she's miffed at him. such kindness.]