ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[deadtective]

'We'?

[like, she's going to show up regardless of the answer, but it's still nice to know beforehand.]

[promotional]

[pause]














There's a few people now.

[deadtective]

By whose definition of a few?

[RHYS SHE SWEARS TO GOD IS SHE HAS TO ROOM 20+ ASSHOLES IN QUAINT B&BS WITH NO NOTICE]

[promotional]

Ok I see your point. Several people are coming. Don't leave me.

[deadtective]

Give me names and a concrete number and we'll see whether I pack up my toys and go home or not.

[promotional]

Really? Zer0, Tadashi, Knock Out, Dipper, Mabel. Me.

[deadtective]

[ok, so that's seven total and no one that would try and pitch her out the back window of a moving car on the highway. she can make this work.]

Really. Looks like you got lucky! Still in.

[like she was ever seriously considering backing out to begin with.]

You need me to bring anything else besides myself?

[promotional]

Snacks. A positive outlook.

[deadtective]

If I bring double the amount of snacks does that even out in the end?

this CR is my life fyi

[promotional]

Close enough.

[Like Rhys would let anyone hurt Hazel! She's got position of Favorite.]

prepare for a life overload as they crawl up the new england coast then

[deadtective]

Awesome. I'm not above bribing people with chocolate-covered coffee beans, either.

[promotional]

Where have you been all my life?

[deadtective]

[a DIY morgue, mostly. ahhh, all the good jokes she can't share with the general public.]

The American midwest, mostly. It's a dark place.

[promotional]

I'll have to take your word for it.

[deadtective]

Anyone ever tries to tempt you into going there, you tell me and I'll fight them. Nobody deserves that shit.