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[deadtective]

INBOX text / audio / video / action "If you're hearing this message that means I'm ignoring you. But hey! Talk to the machine anyway. Maybe something exciting will happen."
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[deadtective]

Like anything that exciting would ever happen to me. You're gonna have to go get your rocks off over gore somewhere else, sorry.

[h2no]

well, fuck.
it fades in and out, by the way.
so it might still happen

[deadtective]

Trust me, it won't. That's just not the way things work with me.

[h2no]

still can't help to know a healer number when shit goes to pot

again
not that i give a shit

[deadtective]

Since you don't give a shit then you'll be happy to know that healers don't work the same for me, especially if shit's blowing up the way it is now.

[h2no]

tell me how that works so i can give even less of a shit?

[deadtective]

It doesn't play nice with my powers, that's all. Shit usually ends up hurting worse than anything they're trying to fix.

[h2no]

okay so
reiterating once again i don't give a shit and your suffering is hilarious to me
but
hypothetically
if that happened
what should be done? glue you back together and hope for the best? duct tape?

[deadtective]

Just wait it out. You couldn't do shit about it.

[h2no]

right
you don't feel pain or anything either, right? so no ice bath to get organs for the black market
fuck.

[deadtective]

It hurts when they try to heal me, actually. That's what I meant about everything being fucking backwards.

[h2no]

sorry.
maybe if it happens and you have someone with you just to scream at it'll help

[deadtective]

I don't scream anymore.

[h2no]

talk shit at? don't try and tell me you don't talk shit. that's like ALL you do

[deadtective]

Excuse you, I also wreak havoc.

[h2no]

verbally and emotionally, yes, you're well known for that.

i think?

lotta people been ported out recently.

[deadtective]

Doesn't really matter. You can tell just by looking at my face.

[h2no]

there is nothing wrong with your face

[deadtective]

Your bandana's on a little too tight there, dude.

[h2no]

the only thing wrong with your face is the noise that comes out the hole in it my guy

[deadtective]

Waaaaaaaay too tight.

[h2no]

we've already had this conversation when you were looking for that dress and got me banned from that store and almost arrested
which still didn't change my mind
so suck it

[deadtective]

Make me.

[h2no]

absolutely not

[deadtective]

Then shut the fuck up about it, 'cause your point doesn't even exist.

[h2no]

nope i'll just continually tell you that you aren't as horrible as you think until you get sick of me and murder me

then i'll come back
and it will start again

[deadtective]

Or I could just sew your mouth shut.

[h2no]

god no i've had enough of your sewing for a while thanks

[deadtective]

Oh, come on. A little piano wire and it'll take a welder to get that shit out of you.

[h2no]

maybe practice on yourself first and i'll think about it

[deadtective]

Have you like, had your eyes shut every time you've looked at me, or..?

[h2no]

your mouth, specifically, is woefully unsown shut, is what i mean

[deadtective]

Yeah, that's just to spite everyone else.