ic contact;

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"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

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Little advice from the queen of dire fortunes: luck's bullshit, don't bother with it. Just cheat, it's the only way you'll get a fair shot.

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what makes u think i dont already? but even with cheating u gotta be lucky or else u'll get caught and wind up needing to bite somebody's hands off

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That's also cheating, but on a more universal scale. It works, trust me.

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i'll take ur word for it

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You got it, you big baby. C:

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excuse me if i'd rather not be biting man hands!

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So you'd rather be biting other man parts..?

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asfkdsajfglsadfsakhfasd no onono no no NO DEFINITELY NO

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Come on Josuke, we're bffs! Besties! You don't have to hide anything from me.

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you! knock it off! i didnt mean it like that!

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You can't expect me to be honest when you're lying about shit like this, can you? I'm hurt you don't trust me.

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i think u mean i cant expect u to be honest period.

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I'm honestly upset about this. That's a good start, I think.

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oh my god no thats just terrible

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It's the honest truth! Completely and totally untarnished by anything except my tears.

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WHAT TEARS

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THE TEARS YOU CAUSED WITH YOUR LIES

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U CANT FUCKING CRY THO U JUST MAKE STUPID SOUNDS

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YOU HURT ME SO MUCH I REGAINED THE ABILITY TO CRY

THANKS A LOT

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afdsdkjgsd

ya well ur welcome

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Another lie? Are you hoping I'll regain the ability to feel pain so you can just twist this knife deeper into my heart? Is that it??

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no comment

except im hanging up now. be seeing u soon.

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If I survive that long. Oh god, I can feel myself emotionally bleeding out as we speak!

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[and maybe twenty minutes later, right before she's getting ready to board, she shoots off another text. this one she's not going to respond to or acknowledge under any circumstance.]

It was a lot, by the way. I missed you a whole fucking lot.

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[That kind of rare admission from Hazel is one Josuke knows better than to respond to. Instead, he'll keep quiet about it, safeguard the text, and probably never delete it from his phone.

By the time her train should be arriving, he'll be sitting outside the station near the platform, waiting for her just like he promised. And perhaps looking a little sleepier than he means to, but he's got a hot cup of coffee in his hands and it's helping! Somewhat.]