ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[rockpun]

and just like that literally all of the goodwill you earned during this conversation is back at zero. i mean it was still at zero but its back there now too. :P

[deadtective]

I bet you're still calling them fucking zines, too.

[rockpun]

there is a very clear difference between a magazine and a zine thank you very much hazel.

[deadtective]

Is the difference that people from this century call them magazines? I think it is.

[rockpun]

we didnt have magazines in my day. get off my lawn, you damn kid, who is still probably older than me despite being the biggest teenager i have ever met.

[deadtective]

It's all about keeping yourself young in spirit. Physical age is bullshit.

[rockpun]

dont gotta tell me twice. remember how i said im only 95% sure im 17? but thats a story for me to inappropriately blurt out the next time im under intense emotional strain. ;)

[deadtective]

Is this your subtle way of saying that I'm going to be the deep dark secrets dump from now on?

[rockpun]

i have other people to dump my deep dark secrets on. this is more of a highly privileged club, and only if you want to hear it in the first place.

[deadtective]

I don't think I really have a choice in the matter. You're kind of fucking garbage at keeping shit on lockdown without supervision, apparently.

[rockpun]

im a lot better at it than you give me credit for. and i could say a whole bunch of other stuff here but it would just make me sound way too edgy.

[deadtective]

Edge it up all you want; my superpowers keep me from feeling pretty much any of that shit.

[rockpun]

i dont mean edgy like knives, i mean edgy like a 13-year-old wearing outdated hot topic t-shirts. (not that theres anything wrong with that.) but like i keep saying, this is all for some other time, or whatever. maybe never! who knows. nobody should be spilling secrets until theyre ready.

[deadtective]

Wow, that sounds kind of familiar. I wonder where you heard it from? Probably someone who's smart as fuck.

[rockpun]

nah, just some trash queen. good talk, hazel. ttyl?

[deadtective]

Maybe. If you're lucky.

[yeah, definitely.]