ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[rassera]

yesterday

[deadtective]

Yeah?? Yesterday was the second, right?

[rassera]

so it was you who stopped by


tetsuos friend

[deadtective]

Oh my fucking god has that bull dude been going around and telling people that? I'm going to kick his goddamn ass the minute it's glued together enough to be worth the effort, I swear to god!!!

[the fact that apparently someone else was in the house when she visited and noticed her is currently lost on Hazel. she's too busy having an aneurysm over the use of the f-word.]

[rassera]

bull

you were on the couch in the open screaming at each other were your ears busted or something

[deadtective]

[gfjdgkld fUCK DID SOMEONE SEE THAT]

First of all, that's video gaming and not friendship. Second!! DON'T BREATHE DOWN PEOPLE'S NECKS LIKE THAT HOLY FUCK.

[rassera]

really too bad because i only give stuffed animal details to tetsuos friends


but since youre not

[deadtective]

This is some brutal extortion you're dealing here. He better still suck his goddamn thumb for all this.

[YES FINE THEY'RE FRIENDS DON'T TELL HIM and also don't make her actually explicitly say it.]

[rassera]

[He thought so~]

i wouldn't count on it but i saw him drag the cat in there once

and it made it out alive

[deadtective]

Oh noooo, he likes cats? Was it one of those super ugly beat-up ones, too?

[rassera]

nope but it has the same expression as tetsuo so i guess

what do they say


birds of a feather

[deadtective]

I bet it got lost in his hair and just fell asleep like that, too. Or maybe he let it help him write those stupid-angry network comments.

[rassera]

maybe it sleeps on his giant forehead

but hey as long as it keeps him away from the dogs

[deadtective]

I don't think they let animals nap on airplane landing strips, man.

What, does he fight them? Does the unconditional love throw him off too much?

[rassera]

he hates dogs

i cant even let mine in the same room as him its that bad

[deadtective]

That's really sad. It's like hating sunshine or happiness or







Alright, well, I guess in retrospect it's not really that surprising.