[she quirks an eyebrow and jabs a finger accusatorily in his direction. he's making sense and she DOES NOT CARE, although thankfully Hazel's puffed up that it should be easy to tell she isn't actually thinking much about or putting any stock into the things she's saying.]
Oh, yeah, like I'm supposed to know that! Necrophilia's a felony in this state, you know!
[is it? she actually has no idea, but wow it sounds good when she's worked up like this! it's either sling baseless accusations around or go look for some pig's house to blow down.]
[and to think, all this could have been avoided if he'd just called her an airhead or something else relating to a lack of a brain. the mysteries of women.
she eyeballs him skeptically for a moment, then holds out a pinky towards him. yes, she is requiring a pinky shake to make this an official promise. no, she is not six.]
Are too! It's Florida, you can't go six feet without tripping over one.
[yeah that's what she thought!! and look at her, being the best friend ever and even rocking their hands back and forth before letting go despite the fact she's miffed at him. such kindness.]
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Oh, yeah, like I'm supposed to know that! Necrophilia's a felony in this state, you know!
[is it? she actually has no idea, but wow it sounds good when she's worked up like this! it's either sling baseless accusations around or go look for some pig's house to blow down.]
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[This is escalating! How is this escalating?!]
It wasn't like that and you know it! And besides, you're the one who got all pushy with my mouth first! So you're the weird one, not me!
[...is there even a word for when zombies dig the living?]
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I'd never have had to mention them if you'd just admitted to having monster ears! It's all your fault, you can't blame anything on me!
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...but he did kind of start it, didn't he? Calling her head big an' all.
Oops.]
I'll take it all back if you do, how's that?
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she eyeballs him skeptically for a moment, then holds out a pinky towards him. yes, she is requiring a pinky shake to make this an official promise. no, she is not six.]
Fine, fine. Truce.
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[It's a good thing she's not six, because evidently neither is Josuke!]
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[SHE'S BEING NICE JUST LINK FUCKING PINKIES WITH HER]
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There are not!
[But he's pinkying with her so fucking fast!]
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[yeah that's what she thought!! and look at her, being the best friend ever and even rocking their hands back and forth before letting go despite the fact she's miffed at him. such kindness.]