ic contact;

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"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

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You might want to look into rigging the roulette table, in that case. Those aren't the kind of odds you want to play around with.

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maybe by the time im legal for casinos my luck'll have improved......

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Little advice from the queen of dire fortunes: luck's bullshit, don't bother with it. Just cheat, it's the only way you'll get a fair shot.

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what makes u think i dont already? but even with cheating u gotta be lucky or else u'll get caught and wind up needing to bite somebody's hands off

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That's also cheating, but on a more universal scale. It works, trust me.

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i'll take ur word for it

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You got it, you big baby. C:

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excuse me if i'd rather not be biting man hands!

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So you'd rather be biting other man parts..?

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asfkdsajfglsadfsakhfasd no onono no no NO DEFINITELY NO

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Come on Josuke, we're bffs! Besties! You don't have to hide anything from me.

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you! knock it off! i didnt mean it like that!

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You can't expect me to be honest when you're lying about shit like this, can you? I'm hurt you don't trust me.

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i think u mean i cant expect u to be honest period.

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I'm honestly upset about this. That's a good start, I think.

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oh my god no thats just terrible

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It's the honest truth! Completely and totally untarnished by anything except my tears.

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WHAT TEARS

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THE TEARS YOU CAUSED WITH YOUR LIES

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U CANT FUCKING CRY THO U JUST MAKE STUPID SOUNDS

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YOU HURT ME SO MUCH I REGAINED THE ABILITY TO CRY

THANKS A LOT

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afdsdkjgsd

ya well ur welcome

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Another lie? Are you hoping I'll regain the ability to feel pain so you can just twist this knife deeper into my heart? Is that it??

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no comment

except im hanging up now. be seeing u soon.

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If I survive that long. Oh god, I can feel myself emotionally bleeding out as we speak!