ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

comm tag reads 'Kaneda'

[rassera]

[There's a blip on Hazel's communicator about midday. There's no hello or anything, and it almost seems like its from a conversation that's already been started.]

i was thinking more like a stuffed animal


you still sleep with those right tetsuo

[deadtective]

[this is not meant for her. this is so fucking obviously not meant for her that Hazel doesn't even need someone else's name in the message itself to know this. she should tell this Kaneda guy that he needs to pay attention more when he's texting.]















Go on.

[oops looks like she's not that great of a person today! oh well!!!]

[rassera]

[Oh. Oh shit. So that DID in fact go to someone.

It's just not someone on his usual contacts...although he does seem to remember that name.]



yeah hes a huge softie for em

[Kaneda...

WHAT COULD GO WRONG

everything could go wrong.]

[deadtective]

[nothing could go wrong. nothing at all.]

You better not be fucking with me right now, holy shit.

[rassera]

what you know him

[deadtective]

That's not important right now. What's important is fucking details.

[she knows him. only someone who knows him would be this interested in horrible dark baby secrets.]

[rassera]

forget i said anything

no way im taking another beatdown from that asshole ill be picking drywall out of my side for weeks

[deadtective]

I don't think he's going to be pounding you anytime soon, he could barely creak his ass up to throw a pillow yesterday.

[so, yes, she fucking knows him pretty well. saying it without saying it is a lot easier for Hazel NOW GIVE HER THE DEETS]

[rassera]

yesterday

[deadtective]

Yeah?? Yesterday was the second, right?

[rassera]

so it was you who stopped by


tetsuos friend

[deadtective]

Oh my fucking god has that bull dude been going around and telling people that? I'm going to kick his goddamn ass the minute it's glued together enough to be worth the effort, I swear to god!!!

[the fact that apparently someone else was in the house when she visited and noticed her is currently lost on Hazel. she's too busy having an aneurysm over the use of the f-word.]

[rassera]

bull

you were on the couch in the open screaming at each other were your ears busted or something

[deadtective]

[gfjdgkld fUCK DID SOMEONE SEE THAT]

First of all, that's video gaming and not friendship. Second!! DON'T BREATHE DOWN PEOPLE'S NECKS LIKE THAT HOLY FUCK.

[rassera]

really too bad because i only give stuffed animal details to tetsuos friends


but since youre not

[deadtective]

This is some brutal extortion you're dealing here. He better still suck his goddamn thumb for all this.

[YES FINE THEY'RE FRIENDS DON'T TELL HIM and also don't make her actually explicitly say it.]

[rassera]

[He thought so~]

i wouldn't count on it but i saw him drag the cat in there once

and it made it out alive

[deadtective]

Oh noooo, he likes cats? Was it one of those super ugly beat-up ones, too?

[rassera]

nope but it has the same expression as tetsuo so i guess

what do they say


birds of a feather

[deadtective]

I bet it got lost in his hair and just fell asleep like that, too. Or maybe he let it help him write those stupid-angry network comments.

[rassera]

maybe it sleeps on his giant forehead

but hey as long as it keeps him away from the dogs

[deadtective]

I don't think they let animals nap on airplane landing strips, man.

What, does he fight them? Does the unconditional love throw him off too much?

[rassera]

he hates dogs

i cant even let mine in the same room as him its that bad

[deadtective]

That's really sad. It's like hating sunshine or happiness or







Alright, well, I guess in retrospect it's not really that surprising.