annnnnd now she's backpedaling with hilarious energy, trying to get away from him with the same desperation she was just trying to do the opposite. this was a very smart improv move, Josuke.]
[Success! Victory! Ah, yes! Josuke loves it. Loves it so much he's letting Hazel go so he can flop back on the grass and roll around with laughter like an idiot, but who even cares! Her reaction was fucking priceless!
[she's struggling so much that when Josuke unexpectedly releases her she kind of. falls on her back and squirms for a few moments, still making shrill noises of displeasure. once she recovers and sits up to take in this hideously smug spectacle, the displeasure transfers quite obviously over to her expression instead.]
My face? What about your everything, you little shit!
[HUFF PUFF HUFF don't you dare roll too close to her, she'll totally shove you into the drainage canal right now.]
Besides, you were the one about the make out with a corpse!
[Sits up. And you can kind of...see the wheels turning for a sec as he processes her accusation and tries to think of something to say back that doesn't sound too insensitive. There's not a lot to choose from, so he settles for the unaltered truth...]
I wasn't gonna make out with you! I knew you'd pull back! That's why I didn't let my foot down until you started pulling away!
[she quirks an eyebrow and jabs a finger accusatorily in his direction. he's making sense and she DOES NOT CARE, although thankfully Hazel's puffed up that it should be easy to tell she isn't actually thinking much about or putting any stock into the things she's saying.]
Oh, yeah, like I'm supposed to know that! Necrophilia's a felony in this state, you know!
[is it? she actually has no idea, but wow it sounds good when she's worked up like this! it's either sling baseless accusations around or go look for some pig's house to blow down.]
[and to think, all this could have been avoided if he'd just called her an airhead or something else relating to a lack of a brain. the mysteries of women.
she eyeballs him skeptically for a moment, then holds out a pinky towards him. yes, she is requiring a pinky shake to make this an official promise. no, she is not six.]
Are too! It's Florida, you can't go six feet without tripping over one.
[yeah that's what she thought!! and look at her, being the best friend ever and even rocking their hands back and forth before letting go despite the fact she's miffed at him. such kindness.]
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[SHRIEKING, SO MUCH SHRIEKING
annnnnd now she's backpedaling with hilarious energy, trying to get away from him with the same desperation she was just trying to do the opposite. this was a very smart improv move, Josuke.]
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Slaps the ground! Laughs harder!]
Oh man, your face!
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My face? What about your everything, you little shit!
[HUFF PUFF HUFF don't you dare roll too close to her, she'll totally shove you into the drainage canal right now.]
Besides, you were the one about the make out with a corpse!
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And his laughter stopping dead along with it.
...get it?]
Whoa! Whoa!
[Sits up. And you can kind of...see the wheels turning for a sec as he processes her accusation and tries to think of something to say back that doesn't sound too insensitive. There's not a lot to choose from, so he settles for the unaltered truth...]
I wasn't gonna make out with you! I knew you'd pull back! That's why I didn't let my foot down until you started pulling away!
[Otherwise she'd have launched right into him!]
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Oh, yeah, like I'm supposed to know that! Necrophilia's a felony in this state, you know!
[is it? she actually has no idea, but wow it sounds good when she's worked up like this! it's either sling baseless accusations around or go look for some pig's house to blow down.]
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[This is escalating! How is this escalating?!]
It wasn't like that and you know it! And besides, you're the one who got all pushy with my mouth first! So you're the weird one, not me!
[...is there even a word for when zombies dig the living?]
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I'd never have had to mention them if you'd just admitted to having monster ears! It's all your fault, you can't blame anything on me!
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...but he did kind of start it, didn't he? Calling her head big an' all.
Oops.]
I'll take it all back if you do, how's that?
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she eyeballs him skeptically for a moment, then holds out a pinky towards him. yes, she is requiring a pinky shake to make this an official promise. no, she is not six.]
Fine, fine. Truce.
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[It's a good thing she's not six, because evidently neither is Josuke!]
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[SHE'S BEING NICE JUST LINK FUCKING PINKIES WITH HER]
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There are not!
[But he's pinkying with her so fucking fast!]
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[yeah that's what she thought!! and look at her, being the best friend ever and even rocking their hands back and forth before letting go despite the fact she's miffed at him. such kindness.]