ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[unbreaker]

because i cant even buy myself nething with it right now?????? its in my bank back home!! lot of good its doing me there too, probably not even collecting interest which is bs hazel its total bs i am being cheated

[deadtective]

That's a real tragedy. It's even sadder because you can't even use it to win this argument.

[unbreaker]

u know whats really funny tho? thats just my luck. it seems to run either really good or really shitty.

[deadtective]

You might want to look into rigging the roulette table, in that case. Those aren't the kind of odds you want to play around with.

[unbreaker]

maybe by the time im legal for casinos my luck'll have improved......

[deadtective]

Little advice from the queen of dire fortunes: luck's bullshit, don't bother with it. Just cheat, it's the only way you'll get a fair shot.

[unbreaker]

what makes u think i dont already? but even with cheating u gotta be lucky or else u'll get caught and wind up needing to bite somebody's hands off

[deadtective]

That's also cheating, but on a more universal scale. It works, trust me.

[unbreaker]

i'll take ur word for it

[deadtective]

You got it, you big baby. C:

[unbreaker]

excuse me if i'd rather not be biting man hands!

[deadtective]

So you'd rather be biting other man parts..?

[unbreaker]

asfkdsajfglsadfsakhfasd no onono no no NO DEFINITELY NO

[deadtective]

Come on Josuke, we're bffs! Besties! You don't have to hide anything from me.

[unbreaker]

you! knock it off! i didnt mean it like that!

[deadtective]

You can't expect me to be honest when you're lying about shit like this, can you? I'm hurt you don't trust me.

[unbreaker]

i think u mean i cant expect u to be honest period.

[deadtective]

I'm honestly upset about this. That's a good start, I think.

[unbreaker]

oh my god no thats just terrible

[deadtective]

It's the honest truth! Completely and totally untarnished by anything except my tears.

[unbreaker]

WHAT TEARS

[deadtective]

THE TEARS YOU CAUSED WITH YOUR LIES

[unbreaker]

U CANT FUCKING CRY THO U JUST MAKE STUPID SOUNDS

[deadtective]

YOU HURT ME SO MUCH I REGAINED THE ABILITY TO CRY

THANKS A LOT

[unbreaker]

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ya well ur welcome