"teenage nursing home resident"? wow, excuse you. im like 95% sure im only 17. just because we called them different things in 2006 doesnt mean im going to be settling down with some nice warm ovaltine to watch perry mason.
eh? whats that, sonny? my eyesight aint quite what it used to be. came down with a bad case of cataracts in nineteen-dickety-two. the kaiser stole my stigmatisms.
Don't worry Granny, I'm sure that someday you'll have mulched enough cannoli shells to convince the Italian king to cross the mountains and get them back for you.
aside from the word cannoli, that was complete gibberish. glad to see youve got such passion for italy, though. ever been? i kind of have a thing for dusty old ruins, being 163 years old myself.
Sounds like you might want to check out Egypt, the dusty ruin capital of the world, instead. I've never actually left the country but Josuke brought me back some shit when he went to Italy so I guess that counts? Sort of??
not super about deserts, actually. last time i went to one i ended up getting attacked by a giant robot scorpion. at least i think it was a robot. but yeah that counts. so are you and josuke like dating or what, whats the deal there.
hes the only person i know of who you didnt immediately yell about not being your friend and i figured that was for a reason?? i dont know, dude, youre a fucking enigma wrapped in nice clothing.
[sorry Tara, she's not really actually processing much of anything you're saying to her or she'd have a comment about someone thinking her outfits were nice. as you can clearly see the mental derailment has yet to be cleared.]
yeah, i know, because the only times you and i have ever seen each other in person you were throwing trash at me and i get the feeling hed stop you from doing that. maybe.
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WHAT HE DOES AND DOESN'T LET ME DO
[possibly because you haven't actually done anything but start screeching nigh-incoherently since that original question was posed, Hazel. no answers have been given here.]
[and a solid ten minutes later she gets an actual coherent reply. someone had to go literally roll on the floor as her brain reached critical overheating and had a nuclear meltdown. she also seems to have found her capslock key again.]
Who the hell asks questions about people's personal lives like that? Fuck! At least buy me a drink first or something!
okay, even if "are you dating this guy" were a grossly personal question (it isnt), i couldnt buy you a drink anyway. dietary restrictions, remember? ;)
i figured that was probably going to happen anyway. ill just upright myself before i get a quarter of the way down and then i will be the one laughing. in my head youre laughing at me while this happens.
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[sorry Tara, she's not really actually processing much of anything you're saying to her or she'd have a comment about someone thinking her outfits were nice. as you can clearly see the mental derailment has yet to be cleared.]
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[possibly because you haven't actually done anything but start screeching nigh-incoherently since that original question was posed, Hazel. no answers have been given here.]
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Who the hell asks questions about people's personal lives like that? Fuck! At least buy me a drink first or something!
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[oh, whoops, there it is again. her bad.]
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