ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[unbreaker]

i mean if u really wanna put UR ass within kicking range of my foot sure

[deadtective]

Like you'd be able to manage it with how much your knees would be knocking.

[unbreaker]

u really wanna try me?

[deadtective]

If you feel like embarrassing yourself in public, sure.

[unbreaker]

nope but im always up for embarrassing u

[deadtective]

Keep dreaming, dude. That's never happened.

[unbreaker]

right and ive never won the lottery

[deadtective]

Well, you haven't, so...

[unbreaker]

yes i have!

[deadtective]

You have not.

[unbreaker]

no i really did! i had to split it with a couple of my buddies but we totally hit it big.

[deadtective]

There is absolutely no way I'm ever going to believe you.

[unbreaker]

surprise surprise

[deadtective]

How could I when you didn't buy me anything!?

[unbreaker]

because i cant even buy myself nething with it right now?????? its in my bank back home!! lot of good its doing me there too, probably not even collecting interest which is bs hazel its total bs i am being cheated

[deadtective]

That's a real tragedy. It's even sadder because you can't even use it to win this argument.

[unbreaker]

u know whats really funny tho? thats just my luck. it seems to run either really good or really shitty.

[deadtective]

You might want to look into rigging the roulette table, in that case. Those aren't the kind of odds you want to play around with.

[unbreaker]

maybe by the time im legal for casinos my luck'll have improved......

[deadtective]

Little advice from the queen of dire fortunes: luck's bullshit, don't bother with it. Just cheat, it's the only way you'll get a fair shot.

[unbreaker]

what makes u think i dont already? but even with cheating u gotta be lucky or else u'll get caught and wind up needing to bite somebody's hands off

[deadtective]

That's also cheating, but on a more universal scale. It works, trust me.

[unbreaker]

i'll take ur word for it

[deadtective]

You got it, you big baby. C:

[unbreaker]

excuse me if i'd rather not be biting man hands!