[but after a second she obligingly launches into the store, speaking a mile a minute with the desperate hope that he won't be able to parse any of it. SHE'LL WIN THE DAY YET.]
I had a rabbit and it was the rucking greatest bunny ever but one morning I was running really late for school so I didn't latch the hutch properly and she got out and got hit by a car before anyone realized she was gone and I got so upset I vomited and my parents had to keep me out of school for a week I hope you're happy.
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[It's just his fault that he can't resist taking advantage of the fact!]
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[THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE]
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[...they're both at fault and they fucking know it, but getting either one to admit it would be like pulling teeth.]
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[how many ways can they make up to shift blame? tune in and find out!]
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[Well, they do sometimes, but for the sake of his argument now, they don't!]
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[a ban she is now flaunting with her secondhand owl, but man that's details she don't need right now]
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[IT'S EMBARRASSING]
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[screaming won't help, maybe quietly whining into the mic will win her the day.]
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It's not like I'll tell anyone. I promise!
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I had a rabbit and it was the rucking greatest bunny ever but one morning I was running really late for school so I didn't latch the hutch properly and she got out and got hit by a car before anyone realized she was gone and I got so upset I vomited and my parents had to keep me out of school for a week I hope you're happy.
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[He caught the majority of it. Kind of hard not to when she really didn't say a whole lot, just spoke rather quickly and in one breath.]
Sorry.
[Guess that really does make her the winner! Good job, Hazel.]
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It was ten years ago, it's whatever. ...well, it's whatever to everyone who isn't my parents.
[SHE'S AN ADULT NOW GUYS SHE WAS GOING TO COLLEGE SHE COULD HAVE TOTALLY OWNED AN ANIMAL WITHOUT CRYING HERSELF SICK WHEN IT DIED]
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/fml i mean fin
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