And all this time I thought you were just putting up with me.
[Not true at all. Josuke knows they're friends. They may take jabs at one another whenever the chance arrives, but the fact that they can do that at all without their being any hard feelings between them is a testament to how strong their friendship actually is.
It's also the reason behind his embrace lasting a little longer than it might ordinarily, because he appreciates everything she's doing for him. By just being there, by trying to offer up light words of consolation, and by hugging him back. Because goddamn it. He needs it right now.
Though he does release her after the passing of a few more seconds. A bit reluctantly, because the second he does, he feels restless again, but it's better than making things awkward.]
I do need to blow off some steam, though. What do you do when it's this late and you gotta do something to avoid exploding?
[Hazel has a lot of answers to that question, but she hesitates at giving them because the majority are either worrying practices or both illegal and impossible to carry out in this world. digging up a murdered woman's remains and hauling it across town really isn't the sort of thing you recommend to friends.
so she chews the inside of her cheek in thought, trying to just keep it to things she's done here. not that it helps too much - even sitting for hours in the shower to try and turn her brain off sounds pathetic and depressing when presented objectively.]
I run. Just keep going until I have no idea where I am or the sun comes up or - you stop thinking after a while.
[she doesn't realize it, but Hazel's response goes much further than just here, just a single night. all she ever does is run away from the things she knows she can't escape. bus schedules are easier to focus on than her own existence.]
[Because he can't tackle his problems head on right now, so he may as well do something active to wear himself out, make his brain stop thinking about anything besides the friend at his side, the air in his lungs, and the ground underfoot.
[she scuffs her shoes against the pavement gently, tilting her head with a soft grin that borders on cocky. yeah, this is definitely something that she can give. it makes her feel good, to know that she isn't a complete failure in the things that she's finding matter most to her.]
I'm going to kick your ass since it's long distance, though, so don't count on winning to boost your mood.
Oh, come on. With guns like these, do you think I'd leave anybody alone in the middle of nowhere?
[she flexes a nonexistent bicep to underline her totally ludicrous point. hilariously, Hazel probably could drag Josuke home if it came down to that...although it would probably take several hours longer than it should have.]
And anyway, you're stuck with me. Passing out isn't going to help you now!
[Josuke offers a helpless shrug before he bolts ahead of Hazel, not-so-sneakily nabbing a head start for himself.
He's not sure how long they actually run for, isn't even sure where they've wound up once they're there, only knows that it's along the side of some drainage canal. Outskirts of the city, probably? Either way, Josuke's legs are buzzing from fatigue and warmth both, and his head is as empty of thoughts as any overturned bucket might be.
It's a blissful feeling, even as he finally has to grab a seat on the grass, chest heaving, breath coming out in quick puffs of air.
And he falls back...arms flopping open wide beside him, but his eyes are open, cast skyward.]
[but it's said fondly as she joins him on the ground, leaning on her hands as she allows her legs to splay out in an ungainly fashion. there isn't a hint of fatigue in her voice or posture, as expected, but the run has certainly done her good as well - she's noticeable brighter, glowing with an inner contentment.]
You'd think we just legged it across the country or something.
[she makes a little tsking noise and gently prods him in the shoulder in return. don't be jealous, it's amazing what you can do when you're no longer shackled by the constraints of the human body.]
Nope! I'm just always awake now, so I can't just sleep for a couple days when I don't want to think about something.
[she purses her lips, and then decides to allow the other reason as well.]
Plus, uh, maybe I've had to get away from more than a few people at home.
[she snorts and flaps a hand dismissively. the answer to that unaskaed second question is no, absolutely not. Hazel hasn't even told him about the less dire dangers she's plodded through, there was no way she was going to dump anything like that on him.]
If anybody figured me out and didn't like it, you'd have heard about it by now. People don't keep that kind of thing quiet.
[and if they had the power to recognize her, they'd probably have a way to fight her. there's a distinct possibility she wouldn't have the time to tell anyone at all.
ah, but that's awfully heavy for a moment like this. she switches over to more lighter responses with ease.]
Besides, who'd ever want to wreck someone this cute? It's just not happening.
I don't think that Dumbo is really qualified to comment on the size of anybody's anything.
[and she's just going to go ahead and flick at his ear to underline her point. her head isn't big she's petite and adorable like a little china doll!!!!]
[Oh, it's time for a full blown smirk now! Because Hazel. Hazel! Josuke loves his own mouth. It spits out some pretty wise cracks (as far as he's concerned) and it looks smashing in the mirror when he's lip syncing to his favorite jams!]
Didn't know you spent so much time staring at 'em! Of course...I can't say I blame ya. They're a pretty awesome feature, right?
[Leans around her hand so he can prod a finger at her mouth next!]
[THIS IS CHEATING YOU ARE CHEATING YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS VIOLATION OF FAIR PLAY
by which I mean she's still desperately trying to just stretch...a little further...and is really just kind of tickling his neck. very tough, Hazel. very Inner Tall Person.]
At least people don't mistake me for a seafood special!
[oh wait was that actually effective - noooooo don't take this apparently devastating weapon from her! she latches onto his free arm with the hand that isn't feathering his neck and uses it as leverage to lean forward even further, completely contrary to the fact it's just digging his foot even deeper into her stomach.
SHE WILL WIN THIS(??? is this even a winnable thing she doesn't know)]
Hey, at least nobody thinks I'm walking around with candy lips on all the time! They'll probably commit you over that someday!
annnnnd now she's backpedaling with hilarious energy, trying to get away from him with the same desperation she was just trying to do the opposite. this was a very smart improv move, Josuke.]
[Success! Victory! Ah, yes! Josuke loves it. Loves it so much he's letting Hazel go so he can flop back on the grass and roll around with laughter like an idiot, but who even cares! Her reaction was fucking priceless!
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[Not true at all. Josuke knows they're friends. They may take jabs at one another whenever the chance arrives, but the fact that they can do that at all without their being any hard feelings between them is a testament to how strong their friendship actually is.
It's also the reason behind his embrace lasting a little longer than it might ordinarily, because he appreciates everything she's doing for him. By just being there, by trying to offer up light words of consolation, and by hugging him back. Because goddamn it. He needs it right now.
Though he does release her after the passing of a few more seconds. A bit reluctantly, because the second he does, he feels restless again, but it's better than making things awkward.]
I do need to blow off some steam, though. What do you do when it's this late and you gotta do something to avoid exploding?
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so she chews the inside of her cheek in thought, trying to just keep it to things she's done here. not that it helps too much - even sitting for hours in the shower to try and turn her brain off sounds pathetic and depressing when presented objectively.]
I run. Just keep going until I have no idea where I am or the sun comes up or - you stop thinking after a while.
[she doesn't realize it, but Hazel's response goes much further than just here, just a single night. all she ever does is run away from the things she knows she can't escape. bus schedules are easier to focus on than her own existence.]
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[Because he can't tackle his problems head on right now, so he may as well do something active to wear himself out, make his brain stop thinking about anything besides the friend at his side, the air in his lungs, and the ground underfoot.
...sounds relaxing already, to be honest.]
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[she scuffs her shoes against the pavement gently, tilting her head with a soft grin that borders on cocky. yeah, this is definitely something that she can give. it makes her feel good, to know that she isn't a complete failure in the things that she's finding matter most to her.]
I'm going to kick your ass since it's long distance, though, so don't count on winning to boost your mood.
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I'll be glad just to keep up until my legs give out. Just don't leave me stranded on my own and we're good.
[He lightly elbows her side before checking the laces of his shoes. He has yet to get a new pair of Bally's...so he's in sneakers, too.]
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[she flexes a nonexistent bicep to underline her totally ludicrous point. hilariously, Hazel probably could drag Josuke home if it came down to that...although it would probably take several hours longer than it should have.]
And anyway, you're stuck with me. Passing out isn't going to help you now!
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He's not sure how long they actually run for, isn't even sure where they've wound up once they're there, only knows that it's along the side of some drainage canal. Outskirts of the city, probably? Either way, Josuke's legs are buzzing from fatigue and warmth both, and his head is as empty of thoughts as any overturned bucket might be.
It's a blissful feeling, even as he finally has to grab a seat on the grass, chest heaving, breath coming out in quick puffs of air.
And he falls back...arms flopping open wide beside him, but his eyes are open, cast skyward.]
I'm beat!
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[but it's said fondly as she joins him on the ground, leaning on her hands as she allows her legs to splay out in an ungainly fashion. there isn't a hint of fatigue in her voice or posture, as expected, but the run has certainly done her good as well - she's noticeable brighter, glowing with an inner contentment.]
You'd think we just legged it across the country or something.
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Gimme a break, we ran all the way across town! And you weren't the one who had to keep up with you.
[Honestly, she's like some kind of speed demon!]
You used to run track or something?
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Nope! I'm just always awake now, so I can't just sleep for a couple days when I don't want to think about something.
[she purses her lips, and then decides to allow the other reason as well.]
Plus, uh, maybe I've had to get away from more than a few people at home.
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...what about here?
[Would she even tell him if there were people here who were after her?]
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If anybody figured me out and didn't like it, you'd have heard about it by now. People don't keep that kind of thing quiet.
[and if they had the power to recognize her, they'd probably have a way to fight her. there's a distinct possibility she wouldn't have the time to tell anyone at all.
ah, but that's awfully heavy for a moment like this. she switches over to more lighter responses with ease.]
Besides, who'd ever want to wreck someone this cute? It's just not happening.
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I don't know, man...you kinda got a bit of a big head, and that's totes not cute.
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[and she's just going to go ahead and flick at his ear to underline her point. her head isn't big she's petite and adorable like a little china doll!!!!]
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I have perfectly great ears, I'll have you know! A lot better than that Pinocchio schnoz of yours!
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I'm surprised you can even spew that kind of bullshit through those puffy lips!
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Didn't know you spent so much time staring at 'em! Of course...I can't say I blame ya. They're a pretty awesome feature, right?
[Leans around her hand so he can prod a finger at her mouth next!]
A lot better than your chicken lips!
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This is what normal lips look like when you don't guzzle botox, ok? Not that you'd remember that!
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[Shoving back at her face with his hand, and would you look at that, he's got a longer reach! HAH! Try reaching him now, smallfry!]
You're just jealous because I don't look like I've been sucking back on lemons!
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by which I mean she's still desperately trying to just stretch...a little further...and is really just kind of tickling his neck. very tough, Hazel. very Inner Tall Person.]
At least people don't mistake me for a seafood special!
[FISHLIPS FISHLIPS NEENER NEENER]
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Squirms and swats at her hand with his free one before he finally brings up his leg so he can plant his foot against her stomach and puuuuuush...!]
Nah, they just mistake you for a freaky lizard instead!
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SHE WILL WIN THIS(??? is this even a winnable thing she doesn't know)]
Hey, at least nobody thinks I'm walking around with candy lips on all the time! They'll probably commit you over that someday!
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...which just means that it's time to improvise.]
Jeez, you really do think about my mouth a lot!
[He puckers up playfully.]
Alright, I guess it'd be cruel to deny you what you want!
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[SHRIEKING, SO MUCH SHRIEKING
annnnnd now she's backpedaling with hilarious energy, trying to get away from him with the same desperation she was just trying to do the opposite. this was a very smart improv move, Josuke.]
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Slaps the ground! Laughs harder!]
Oh man, your face!
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