ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

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i guess i will have to rehome ur plants

[deadtective]

I'm giving them to Kaneki. Or trash girl. Or like, literally anyone who isn't you.

[unbreaker]

trash gi......you talking about tara?

[deadtective]

The garbage pail kid, yeah. You know, one third of your GOSSIP PARTY.

[unbreaker]

THEY STARTED IT

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YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FINISH IT

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i didnt say nething that wasnt true okay!

[deadtective]

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT YOU DIDN'T

[unbreaker]

I DIDNT

and hold up r u actually telling me u really do like her? because y else would u give her ur plants.......?

i should tell her u want to be friends

[deadtective]

I don't want to be friends, I'm drawing comparisons so you can see how shitty you are!!!!

[unbreaker]

i think u should ask for ur money back because whoever taught u to lie wasnt worth a dime

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[somewhere in Connecticut, an ambulance is nearly called as a tiny woman practically starts rolling on the floor of a train station and screaming.]

WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT ME LYING

[unbreaker]

[More like tiny gremlin...but if it makes the news, Josuke will facepalm and then proceed to laugh.]

EVERYTHING

considering ive had to navigate enough of ur bs since we became friends

[deadtective]

I have been stupid honest with you, you little shitbag...emphasis on stupid. Like, several thousand degrees of italics.

[Hazel that's like half a load of bullshit right there, stop trying to win this fight because it's not happening.]

[unbreaker]

if we're being honest, u've only been about things u wanna be honest about which honestly isn't much!

[deadtective]

There's nothing wrong with prioritizing, ok! I don't want to waste anyone's time!!

[unbreaker]

of course u wouldnt ud rather use it all up for urself

[deadtective]

I'm allowed to waste my own time, thank you very much. Especially when I've got 24 hours of it.

[unbreaker]

uh huh

so do u want me to come meet u or not?

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Please.

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u said 4 am right? what station?

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The one in Maurtia Falls. It's where we started so I figured it'd be easier to remember.

[unbreaker]

4 am in mf. that's not sketchy.

but okay i'll be there.

[deadtective]

I've been out there around that time before, you can just stand behind me and I'll keep your dumb ass safe. ;)

[out there purposely soliciting muggings, she fails to mention. so safe.]

[unbreaker]

i mean if u really wanna put UR ass within kicking range of my foot sure