ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[unbreaker]

how much

[you were kidding yourself if you thought he wouldn't comment on it, girl.]

[deadtective]

How much what?

[you can practically hear the heels digging in. nope nope nope, abort mission return to base CUT YOUR LOSSES AND RUN]

[unbreaker]

how much did u miss me

[deadtective]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[unbreaker]

r u gonna hug me when u see me?

[deadtective]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[unbreaker]

u can totally hug me when u see me if u want to it's ok i wont tell ne1

[deadtective]

STOP BABBLING INCOHERENTLY

[unbreaker]

i might even hug u back

[deadtective]

You're making all of this up, I never said a goddamn thing to give this impression!!

[unbreaker]

i could even get someone standing around 2 take a picture of it so we can remember it 4ever and 4 always

but mostly so i can shove it in ur face later and make u eat ur words

[deadtective]

I've changed my mind, I'm not coming home. I'm never coming home and also I'm cancelling our friendship and leaving the country.

[unbreaker]

and i thought my old man was a drama queen

[deadtective]

Don't care!!! I'm sticking to my decision!!

[unbreaker]

i guess i will have to rehome ur plants

[deadtective]

I'm giving them to Kaneki. Or trash girl. Or like, literally anyone who isn't you.

[unbreaker]

trash gi......you talking about tara?

[deadtective]

The garbage pail kid, yeah. You know, one third of your GOSSIP PARTY.

[unbreaker]

THEY STARTED IT

[deadtective]

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FINISH IT

[unbreaker]

i didnt say nething that wasnt true okay!

[deadtective]

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT YOU DIDN'T

[unbreaker]

I DIDNT

and hold up r u actually telling me u really do like her? because y else would u give her ur plants.......?

i should tell her u want to be friends

[deadtective]

I don't want to be friends, I'm drawing comparisons so you can see how shitty you are!!!!

[unbreaker]

i think u should ask for ur money back because whoever taught u to lie wasnt worth a dime