ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[unbreaker]

this is completely different from plastering groooooss pornographic imagery on my bedroom walls

[deadtective]

It seems pretty much the same to me.

[unbreaker]

what do u know.

[deadtective]

Everything.

[unbreaker]

N O T H I N G

[deadtective]

That's a lot of work for something so factually wrong. I almost feel sorry for you, Josuke.

[unbreaker]

it wasnt a lot of work at all but whatever

what time tomorrow u think u'll be getting back around?

[deadtective]

Can't be later than four in the morning, I don't think. Why? You gonna wait for me at the station?

[unbreaker]

thought might have crossed my mind

[deadtective]

Missed me that much, huh? Good to know it's not just me.

[casual. just drop that casual and no one will comment on it, yes...this is how you deal with feelings, right...]

[unbreaker]

how much

[you were kidding yourself if you thought he wouldn't comment on it, girl.]

[deadtective]

How much what?

[you can practically hear the heels digging in. nope nope nope, abort mission return to base CUT YOUR LOSSES AND RUN]

[unbreaker]

how much did u miss me

[deadtective]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[unbreaker]

r u gonna hug me when u see me?

[deadtective]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[unbreaker]

u can totally hug me when u see me if u want to it's ok i wont tell ne1

[deadtective]

STOP BABBLING INCOHERENTLY

[unbreaker]

i might even hug u back

[deadtective]

You're making all of this up, I never said a goddamn thing to give this impression!!

[unbreaker]

i could even get someone standing around 2 take a picture of it so we can remember it 4ever and 4 always

but mostly so i can shove it in ur face later and make u eat ur words

[deadtective]

I've changed my mind, I'm not coming home. I'm never coming home and also I'm cancelling our friendship and leaving the country.

[unbreaker]

and i thought my old man was a drama queen

[deadtective]

Don't care!!! I'm sticking to my decision!!

[unbreaker]

i guess i will have to rehome ur plants