ic contact;

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"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

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I don't need an escort! The train is fine!!

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r u sure? u can even hold my hand! i thought u were into hands??????

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Yeah, I'll hold your hand so I can shove your head out of the porter when it starts up to see what happens!

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thought we already established u cant reach that high shorty

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We've also established I'm not averse to bending and breaking things to make them fit.

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just like we've established that i'm ur bestest and most awesome and loved and cherished super great totally cool broest of bros always there by your side friend and u would never hurt me!

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That's not important right now.

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wtf it is totally important right now

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No, it's definitely not important right now.

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yes, yes it really super is!

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Nope! Not even a little bit.

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YES! like a lot a lot A LOT A LOT!

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Nnnnnnnope! No matter how many times you repeat yourself!!

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HAZEL





fine then lets see u do ur worst when u get back since its not important

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Why's it have to be right away after I get back? You'll be expecting it then.

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because otherwise u'll put it off forever and make excuses like a bitch which i mean is fine u can do that if u want but then i'll know i was right

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I don't know, the last time I put things off it turned out pretty well.

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this is completely different from plastering groooooss pornographic imagery on my bedroom walls

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It seems pretty much the same to me.

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what do u know.

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Everything.

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N O T H I N G

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That's a lot of work for something so factually wrong. I almost feel sorry for you, Josuke.

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it wasnt a lot of work at all but whatever

what time tomorrow u think u'll be getting back around?

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Can't be later than four in the morning, I don't think. Why? You gonna wait for me at the station?