ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[unbreaker]

amazing

u r actually digging urself into a deeper hole

[deadtective]

Look, it's not my fault that some people don't think you exist. Your social media presence is just too weak!

[unbreaker]

because there is a thing called class and i have it

also i dont go around trying to bite ppls hands off thats a thing too

[deadtective]

HE WOULDN'T LET ME GO THAT WAS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SITUATION

[unbreaker]

well u were breaking the law and u got caught doing it whatd u expect

[deadtective]

HE'S NOT A COP AND THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE ON THE ROAD

WHY ARE YOU TAKING HIS SIDE

[unbreaker]

im not taking sides im just saying getting caught was stupid

[deadtective]

I kept doing it after I got away from him.

[unbreaker]

in ur shoes i would have too

[deadtective]

Then don't judge me!!!!!!!!

[unbreaker]

im not!!!!

not for taking off neway

just for taking a bite outta the guy i mean what were u even thinking

[deadtective]

I was thinking that I didn't want to spend the rest of the night sitting in his big freaky hands.

[unbreaker]

his hands r pretty big.....

okay heres what we do.

u can still visit when i move but ill just sneak u in. cant guarantee it will be through a window but we will work something out. shouldnt be hard with our powers.

plus i can always visit u since porter travels no issue now.

[deadtective]

Bullet trains don't really take too long, either. Those things run for-fucking-ever even at, like, three am.

But whatever, it's fine. I'll see you whenever I want to see you, everyone else can just fucking deal.

[Hazel, peppering that sentence with expletives and dismissiveness doesn't make it any less obvious you caaaaare]

[unbreaker]

wait u need to take the train?

[he can't remember if she ever registered or not or if he ever bothered to ask her. it was never relevant given that they only lived a few doors down from one another.]

could always just call me and i could port over and b ur personal escort rofl

[deadtective]

I don't need an escort! The train is fine!!

[unbreaker]

r u sure? u can even hold my hand! i thought u were into hands??????

[deadtective]

Yeah, I'll hold your hand so I can shove your head out of the porter when it starts up to see what happens!

[unbreaker]

thought we already established u cant reach that high shorty

[deadtective]

We've also established I'm not averse to bending and breaking things to make them fit.

[unbreaker]

just like we've established that i'm ur bestest and most awesome and loved and cherished super great totally cool broest of bros always there by your side friend and u would never hurt me!

[deadtective]

That's not important right now.

[unbreaker]

wtf it is totally important right now

[deadtective]

No, it's definitely not important right now.

[unbreaker]

yes, yes it really super is!