ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

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Only because I couldn't break enough bones to squeeze between his fingers!

[unbreaker]

implying you broke ANY bones to begin with?!

[deadtective]

They snap right back after, it's fine!

[unbreaker]

but

hes a tank and ur a twig

[deadtective]

Are you saying you don't think I could take him.

[unbreaker]

well u kinda cant take me and i cant take him so........

[This assumption is grand, isn't it?]

[deadtective]

I can't take you because you're my friend.

[it's amazing and she is never going to correct him. that said, this response is not actually a lie.]

[unbreaker]

that is some weird reasoning but ok i wont argue

im still having trouble with u biting mr gamagori tho i mean u really r a gremlin holy shit

[deadtective]

He doesn't deserve a mister before his name!! That man is high on power and doesn't understand what FUCK YOU means! I'D BITE HIM AGAIN IF I HAD TO.

[unbreaker]

idk i think hes pretty cool

[deadtective]

Well, you're wrong. What else is new.

[unbreaker]

ok forget u visiting me ill come see u

so i can kick u in that smartass mouth of urs

[deadtective]

Could you even see it from way up there?

[unbreaker]

r u trying to flatter me now?

[deadtective]

I don't know, is having nets thrown on you by a bunch of rednecks every time you go outside flattering?

[go on, Sasquatch. tell her about all yours troubles.]

[unbreaker]

amazing

u r actually digging urself into a deeper hole

[deadtective]

Look, it's not my fault that some people don't think you exist. Your social media presence is just too weak!

[unbreaker]

because there is a thing called class and i have it

also i dont go around trying to bite ppls hands off thats a thing too

[deadtective]

HE WOULDN'T LET ME GO THAT WAS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SITUATION

[unbreaker]

well u were breaking the law and u got caught doing it whatd u expect

[deadtective]

HE'S NOT A COP AND THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE ON THE ROAD

WHY ARE YOU TAKING HIS SIDE

[unbreaker]

im not taking sides im just saying getting caught was stupid

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I kept doing it after I got away from him.

[unbreaker]

in ur shoes i would have too

[deadtective]

Then don't judge me!!!!!!!!