ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

[deadtective]

I can come up through the window if you pick a room by a tree.

[unbreaker]

ok srsly whatd u do

[deadtective]

HE STARTED IT

[no he didn't.]

[unbreaker]

i bet he didnt

[deadtective]

How would you know!!

[unbreaker]

a guy doesnt get to be an ambassador by starting petty fights with ppl who already have a track record of starting petty fights with others themselves

neway

im not really sure why u dont wanna tell me its not like im the police and besides were best friends im not really gonna judge u

[deadtective]

[stopppppp. stop reminding her you're her best friend and making her tell you thiiiiings.]

Ok, first of all, I did not have that record when I ran into him the first time.



Also I don't actually know how to explain it anymore. It got weird.

[unbreaker]

idk i think u might have been born with that record but whatever u say

how did it get weird cmon cmon stop skirting around things and gimme details

[deadtective]

I tried to bite through his hands after he got really mad that I wouldn't stop speeding in the middle of the night.

[unbreaker]

u bit him...

[pls note: speeding not a concern here]

[deadtective]

Only because I couldn't break enough bones to squeeze between his fingers!

[unbreaker]

implying you broke ANY bones to begin with?!

[deadtective]

They snap right back after, it's fine!

[unbreaker]

but

hes a tank and ur a twig

[deadtective]

Are you saying you don't think I could take him.

[unbreaker]

well u kinda cant take me and i cant take him so........

[This assumption is grand, isn't it?]

[deadtective]

I can't take you because you're my friend.

[it's amazing and she is never going to correct him. that said, this response is not actually a lie.]

[unbreaker]

that is some weird reasoning but ok i wont argue

im still having trouble with u biting mr gamagori tho i mean u really r a gremlin holy shit

[deadtective]

He doesn't deserve a mister before his name!! That man is high on power and doesn't understand what FUCK YOU means! I'D BITE HIM AGAIN IF I HAD TO.

[unbreaker]

idk i think hes pretty cool

[deadtective]

Well, you're wrong. What else is new.

[unbreaker]

ok forget u visiting me ill come see u

so i can kick u in that smartass mouth of urs

[deadtective]

Could you even see it from way up there?

[unbreaker]

r u trying to flatter me now?

[deadtective]

I don't know, is having nets thrown on you by a bunch of rednecks every time you go outside flattering?

[go on, Sasquatch. tell her about all yours troubles.]