ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

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I'm going to mail you my hand someday, thanks for the idea.

What kind of idiot, huh? I wonder. :)

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im not really a hand kinda guy

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Aww, but they're like little doll hands. Whatever man, just means you're getting one of my gross-ass feet giftwrapped.

[they're only gross because they have more stitching on them.]

[unbreaker]

id take more dickwalling over body parts ne day

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Oh man that reminds me!! I'd been collecting dildos for that but everything happened so fast I didn't take them with me. I can totally mix my foot in with them and send it over, that way we both win.

[unbreaker]

no

reminds me tho i wanted to talk to u about something

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What's up? Unless it's about dickroom, I'm not cleaning any of that up.

[unbreaker]

its not about dickroom and its cleaned up thank you very much! u think id leave it like that?!

shit

no its...kinda about a room tho

a new room i might be getting elsewhere

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Tired of giving me easy access for that kind of shit, huh? Took you long enough. How far am I going to be hauling my ass out now to see you?

[unbreaker]

well that answers that question

but uh, the answer 2 urs is nonah

not moving just yet, but pretty soon i think

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Uuuuuuuuuugh Nonah is faaaaaaaaar.

[unbreaker]

guess u better keep both feet because id miss u if u didnt visit

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That's not faiiiiiiiir!!!

[STOP SAYING YOU'D MISS HER YOU ASSHOLE LET HER BE A BABY ABOUT THIS AND TEASE YOU]

[unbreaker]

[lmfao he'll never not find her overreactions to his openness about affection absolutely hilarious]

sure it is, and then u could just stay the night or a weekend or whatever im sure itd be no problem with mr gamagori

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[man shut up Josuke nobody asked you!!!]

OH NO ARE YOU ROOMING WITH HIM

DON'T TELL HIM YOU KNOW ME

[unbreaker]

...........whatd u do

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WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING I DID SOMETHING!!!!

[unbreaker]

gee i wonder

because u dont want me to tell him that i know u

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Don't tell him where I live, either.

[unbreaker]

guess that means ur not gonna visit. that sucks.

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I can come up through the window if you pick a room by a tree.

[unbreaker]

ok srsly whatd u do

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HE STARTED IT

[no he didn't.]

[unbreaker]

i bet he didnt

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How would you know!!