ic contact;

[deadtective]

"Well, you reached me, but I'm obviously not answering right now. Leave a message and if I'm not avoiding you I'll get back as soon as I can."

Comments

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He took us to a yarn festival. I hope you've been watering those plants, because I'm going to bury myself underneath them when I come home.

[unbreaker]

a YARN festival? jfc and u cant even hang urself our of boredom. thats cruelty at its finest.

ur plants r cool tho. been checking them once a day.

[deadtective]

HOW CAN A GUY WITH A ROBOT ARM THINK THAT KIND OF SHIT WOULD BE FUN

That's good, at least something is thriving during all this. I'm probably gonna be home late tonight or early tomorrow; we finished up on Tuesday but I figured I might as well hit some stuff up on my own since I was here.

[which is to say she's been bouncing around various New England locations before finally summoning up enough courage to visit this world's version of home.]

[unbreaker]

he's got a robot arm? ...what, is it equipped with crochet hooks or something?

OH YEAH UR NOT FORGETTING OUR DEAL RIGHT?

waffles and maple syrup. my gut is ready.

[deadtective]

I don't know, it seems more like the kind of thing you'd want for weaving. Like, you deploy the hand and use it as a remotely controlled shuttle.

If you're trying to imply I took those extra days to avoid having to foot the bill for your godawful appetite then the deal's off. I'll pour this fucking syrup out right on the road, I don't care.

[unbreaker]

that is some serious sci-fi shit

and im not implying nething!

[deadtective]

I think we're living serious sci-fi shit at this point. Might as well start taking it to the dumbest extremes we can.

[oh, wait, Magicman already exists. burnnnn.]

I'm not sure I believe you!!

[unbreaker]

right but i mean its a little different than the garden variety teleporter and hover craft stuff we normally deal with

or maybe im just not all that used to ppl with detachable body parts that arent organic

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hey! the hell do u mean ur not sure! like id jeopardize my chances at getting some quality syrup! what kinda idiot u take me for?

[deadtective]

I'm going to mail you my hand someday, thanks for the idea.

What kind of idiot, huh? I wonder. :)

[unbreaker]

im not really a hand kinda guy

[deadtective]

Aww, but they're like little doll hands. Whatever man, just means you're getting one of my gross-ass feet giftwrapped.

[they're only gross because they have more stitching on them.]

[unbreaker]

id take more dickwalling over body parts ne day

[deadtective]

Oh man that reminds me!! I'd been collecting dildos for that but everything happened so fast I didn't take them with me. I can totally mix my foot in with them and send it over, that way we both win.

[unbreaker]

no

reminds me tho i wanted to talk to u about something

[deadtective]

What's up? Unless it's about dickroom, I'm not cleaning any of that up.

[unbreaker]

its not about dickroom and its cleaned up thank you very much! u think id leave it like that?!

shit

no its...kinda about a room tho

a new room i might be getting elsewhere

[deadtective]

Tired of giving me easy access for that kind of shit, huh? Took you long enough. How far am I going to be hauling my ass out now to see you?

[unbreaker]

well that answers that question

but uh, the answer 2 urs is nonah

not moving just yet, but pretty soon i think

[deadtective]

Uuuuuuuuuugh Nonah is faaaaaaaaar.

[unbreaker]

guess u better keep both feet because id miss u if u didnt visit

[deadtective]

That's not faiiiiiiiir!!!

[STOP SAYING YOU'D MISS HER YOU ASSHOLE LET HER BE A BABY ABOUT THIS AND TEASE YOU]

[unbreaker]

[lmfao he'll never not find her overreactions to his openness about affection absolutely hilarious]

sure it is, and then u could just stay the night or a weekend or whatever im sure itd be no problem with mr gamagori

[deadtective]

[man shut up Josuke nobody asked you!!!]

OH NO ARE YOU ROOMING WITH HIM

DON'T TELL HIM YOU KNOW ME

[unbreaker]

...........whatd u do

[deadtective]

WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING I DID SOMETHING!!!!